diff --git a/apps/social/views.py b/apps/social/views.py
index ae4bda90e..b77422b3f 100644
--- a/apps/social/views.py
+++ b/apps/social/views.py
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 import time
 import datetime
 import zlib
+import random
 from django.shortcuts import get_object_or_404, render_to_response
 from django.core.urlresolvers import reverse
 from django.contrib.auth.models import User
@@ -24,6 +25,7 @@ from utils.user_functions import get_user, ajax_login_required
 from utils.view_functions import render_to
 from utils.story_functions import format_story_link_date__short
 from utils.story_functions import format_story_link_date__long
+from utils import jennyholzer
 from vendor.timezones.utilities import localtime_for_timezone
 
 @json.json_view
@@ -232,6 +234,7 @@ def load_social_page(request, user_id, username=None):
         'feeds'         : feeds,
         'user_profile'  : hasattr(user, 'profile') and user.profile,
         'has_next_page' : has_next_page,
+        'holzer_truism' : random.choice(jennyholzer.TRUISMS) #if not has_next_page else None
     }
 
     diff1 = checkpoint1-start
diff --git a/media/css/social/social_page.css b/media/css/social/social_page.css
index cc823137c..e232ab02f 100644
--- a/media/css/social/social_page.css
+++ b/media/css/social/social_page.css
@@ -959,14 +959,14 @@ header {
     border-top: 2px solid #8B8B8B;
     border-bottom: 2px solid #8B8B8B;
     padding: 1px 0;
-    cursor: pointer;
     text-align: center;
     margin: 0 auto 36px;
     width: 800px;
     border-radius: 8px;
     overflow: hidden;
 }
-.NB-page-controls-next {
+.NB-page-controls-next,
+.NB-page-controls-end {
     background-color: #506CB1;
     color: white;
     text-shadow: 0 1px 0 #2B478C;
@@ -978,11 +978,17 @@ header {
     border-radius: 8px;
     height: 20px;
     position: relative;
+    cursor: pointer;
     -webkit-transition: all .12s ease-out;
     -moz-transition: all .12s ease-out;
     -o-transition: all .12s ease-out;
     -ms-transition: all .12s ease-out;
 }
+.NB-page-controls-end {
+    background-color: #3B3E49;
+    cursor: default;
+    height: auto;
+}
 .NB-page-controls-next.NB-loading {
     -webkit-transition: none;
     -moz-transition: none;
@@ -993,7 +999,7 @@ header {
 .NB-page-controls-next.NB-loaded {
     cursor: default;
 }
-.NB-page-controls:hover .NB-page-controls-next {
+.NB-page-controls .NB-page-controls-next:hover {
     background-color: #2B478C;
     background-image: none;
     text-shadow: 0 1px 0 #141F48;
diff --git a/templates/social/social_stories.xhtml b/templates/social/social_stories.xhtml
index 715040230..b1a91e2a0 100644
--- a/templates/social/social_stories.xhtml
+++ b/templates/social/social_stories.xhtml
@@ -15,4 +15,12 @@
             </div>
         </div>
     </div>
+{% else %}
+    <div class="NB-page-controls">
+        <div class="NB-page-controls-end">
+            <div class="NB-page-controls-text NB-page-controls-text-end">
+                {{ holzer_truism }}
+            </div>
+        </div>
+    </div>
 {% endif %}
diff --git a/utils/jennyholzer.py b/utils/jennyholzer.py
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..f03f8160d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/utils/jennyholzer.py
@@ -0,0 +1,264 @@
+# These wonderful quotes are Truisms, all written by Jenny Holzer.
+# It is important to note that a few of these are commented out,
+# it is not because they are wrong, just that they may be considered
+# controversial. I'd rather err on the side of safety, which is contrary
+# to the trusim: "playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run".
+# 
+# We'll see where this goes. This is an experiment. - Sam, July 6th, 2012
+
+
+TRUISMS = [
+    "a little knowledge can go a long way",
+    # "a lot of professionals are crackpots",
+    # "a man can't know what it is to be a mother",
+    "a name means a lot just by itself",
+    "a positive attitude means all the difference in the world",
+    "a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man",
+    "a sense of timing is the mark of genius",
+    "a sincere effort is all you can ask",
+    "a single event can have infinitely many interpretations",
+    "a solid home base builds a sense of self",
+    "a strong sense of duty imprisons you",
+    # "absolute submission can be a form of freedom",
+    "abstraction is a type of decadence",
+    "abuse of power comes as no surprise",
+    "action causes more trouble than thought",
+    "alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries",
+    "all things are delicately interconnected",
+    "ambition is just as dangerous as complacency",
+    "ambivalence can ruin your life",
+    # "an elite is inevitable",
+    "anger or hate can be a useful motivating force",
+    # "animalism is perfectly healthy",
+    # "any surplus is immoral",
+    "anything is a legitimate area of investigation",
+    # "artificial desires are despoiling the earth",
+    "at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning",
+    "at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind",
+    "automation is deadly",
+    "awful punishment awaits really bad people",
+    "bad intentions can yield good results",
+    "being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular",
+    "being happy is more important than anything else",
+    "being judgmental is a sign of life",
+    # "being sure of yourself means you're a fool",
+    # "believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat",
+    "boredom makes you do crazy things",
+    "calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety",
+    "categorizing fear is calming",
+    # "change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants",
+    "chasing the new is dangerous to society",
+    "children are the most cruel of all",
+    "children are the hope of the future",
+    # "class action is a nice idea with no substance",
+    "class structure is as artificial as plastic",
+    "confusing yourself is a way to stay honest",
+    # "crime against property is relatively unimportant",
+    "decadence can be an end in itself",
+    "decency is a relative thing",
+    "dependence can be a meal ticket",
+    "description is more important than metaphor",
+    # "deviants are sacrificed to increase group solidarity",
+    # "disgust is the appropriate response to most situations",
+    "disorganization is a kind of anesthesia",
+    "don't place too much trust in experts",
+    "drama often obscures the real issues",
+    # "dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction",
+    "dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective",
+    # "dying should be as easy as falling off a log",
+    "eating too much is criminal",
+    "elaboration is a form of pollution",
+    "emotional responses are as valuable as intellectual responses",
+    "enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway",
+    "ensure that your life stays in flux",
+    # "even your family can betray you",
+    "every achievement requires a sacrifice",
+    "everyone's work is equally important",
+    "everything that's interesting is new",
+    "exceptional people deserve special concessions",
+    "expiring for love is beautiful but stupid",
+    "expressing anger is necessary",
+    # "extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology",
+    # "extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion",
+    # "faithfulness is a social not a biological law",
+    "fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon",
+    # "fathers often use too much force",
+    "fear is the greatest incapacitator",
+    # "freedom is a luxury not a necessity",
+    "giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live",
+    "go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may",
+    "going with the flow is soothing but risky",
+    "good deeds eventually are rewarded",
+    "government is a burden on the people",
+    "grass roots agitation is the only hope",
+    # "guilt and self-laceration are indulgences",
+    "habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility",
+    # "hiding your emotions is despicable",
+    "holding back protects your vital energies",
+    # "humanism is obsolete",
+    # "humor is a release",
+    # "ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age",
+    # "if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary",
+    # "if you can't leave your mark give up",
+    "if you have many desires your life will be interesting",
+    "if you live simply there is nothing to worry about",
+    "ignoring enemies is the best way to fight",
+    # "illness is a state of mind",
+    # "imposing order is man's vocation for chaos is hell",
+    # "in some instances it's better to die than to continue",
+    # "inheritance must be abolished",
+    "it can be helpful to keep going no matter what",
+    "it is heroic to try to stop time",
+    "it is man's fate to outsmart himself",
+    # "it is a gift to the world not to have babies",
+    "it's better to be a good person than a famous person",
+    # "it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people",
+    "it's better to be naive than jaded",
+    # "it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history",
+    # "it's crucial to have an active fantasy life",
+    "it's good to give extra money to charity",
+    "it's important to stay clean on all levels",
+    # "it's just an accident that your parents are your parents",
+    "it's not good to hold too many absolutes",
+    # "it's not good to operate on credit",
+    "it's vital to live in harmony with nature",
+    "just believing something can make it happen",
+    "keep something in reserve for emergencies",
+    # "killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of",
+    "knowing yourself lets you understand others",
+    "knowledge should be advanced at all costs",
+    # "labor is a life-destroying activity",
+    "lack of charisma can be fatal",
+    # "leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen",
+    "listen when your body talks",
+    # "looking back is the first sign of aging and decay",
+    # "loving animals is a substitute activity",
+    # "low expectations are good protection",
+    "manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome",
+    # "men are not monogamous by nature",
+    # "moderation kills the spirit",
+    # "money creates taste",
+    "monomania is a prerequisite of success",
+    # "morals are for little people",
+    # "most people are not fit to rule themselves",
+    # "mostly you should mind your own business",
+    # "mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices",
+    # "much was decided before you were born",
+    # "murder has its sexual side",
+    "myth can make reality more intelligible",
+    "noise can be hostile",
+    "nothing upsets the balance of good and evil",
+    # "occasionally principles are more valuable than people",
+    # "offer very little information about yourself",
+    # "often you should act like you are sexless",
+    # "old friends are better left in the past",
+    "opacity is an irresistible challenge",
+    # "pain can be a very positive thing",
+    # "people are boring unless they are extremists",
+    "people are nuts if they think they are important",
+    "people are responsible for what they do unless they are insane",
+    # "people who don't work with their hands are parasites",
+    # "people who go crazy are too sensitive",
+    "people won't behave if they have nothing to lose",
+    # "physical culture is second best",
+    # "planning for the future is escapism",
+    "playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run",
+    # "politics is used for personal gain",
+    "potential counts for nothing until it's realized",
+    # "private property created crime",
+    # "pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you",
+    "push yourself to the limit as often as possible",
+    # "raise boys and girls the same way",
+    # "random mating is good for debunking sex myths",
+    "rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity",
+    "recluses always get weak",
+    # "redistributing wealth is imperative",
+    # "relativity is no boon to mankind",
+    # "religion causes as many problems as it solves",
+    "remember you always have freedom of choice",
+    "repetition is the best way to learn",
+    "resolutions serve to ease our conscience",
+    "revolution begins with changes in the individual",
+    # "romantic love was invented to manipulate women",
+    "routine is a link with the past",
+    "routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch",
+    "sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act",
+    "salvation can't be bought and sold",
+    "self-awareness can be crippling",
+    "self-contempt can do more harm than good",
+    "selfishness is the most basic motivation",
+    "selflessness is the highest achievement",
+    # "separatism is the way to a new beginning",
+    # "sex differences are here to stay",
+    # "sin is a means of social control",
+    "slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison",
+    "sloppy thinking gets worse over time",
+    "solitude is enriching",
+    "sometimes science advances faster than it should",
+    "sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord",
+    "spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial",
+    # "starvation is nature's way",
+    "stasis is a dream state",
+    # "sterilization is a weapon of the rulers",
+    # "strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity",
+    # "stupid people shouldn't breed",
+    # "survival of the fittest applies to men and animals",
+    "symbols are more meaningful than things themselves",
+    "taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position",
+    "talking is used to hide one's inability to act",
+    # "teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences",
+    "technology will make or break us",
+    # "the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down",
+    # "the desire to reproduce is a death wish",
+    # "the family is living on borrowed time",
+    # "the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy",
+    # "the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression",
+    # "the idiosyncratic has lost its authority",
+    "the most profound things are inexpressible",
+    "the mundane is to be cherished",
+    "the new is nothing but a restatement of the old",
+    # "the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself",
+    "the sum of your actions determines what you are",
+    "the unattainable is invariable attractive",
+    # "the world operates according to discoverable laws",
+    # "there are too few immutable truths today",
+    "there's nothing except what you sense",
+    # "there's nothing redeeming in toil",
+    # "thinking too much can only cause problems",
+    # "threatening someone sexually is a horrible act",
+    # "timidity is laughable",
+    # "to disagree presupposes moral integrity",
+    "to volunteer is reactionary",
+    # "torture is barbaric",
+    # "trading a life for a life is fair enough",
+    # "true freedom is frightful",
+    "unique things must be the most valuable",
+    "unquestioning love demonstrates largesse of spirit",
+    # "using force to stop force is absurd",
+    # "violence is permissible even desirable occasionally",
+    # "war is a purification rite",
+    # "we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life",
+    # "when something terrible happens people wake up",
+    # "wishing things away is not effective",
+    "with perseverance you can discover any truth",
+    "words tend to be inadequate",
+    # "worrying can help you prepare",
+    # "you are a victim of the rules you live by",
+    # "you are guileless in your dreams",
+    "you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things",
+    "you are the past present and future",
+    # "you can live on through your descendants",
+    "you can't expect people to be something they're not",
+    "you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself",
+    # "you don't know what's what until you support yourself",
+    # "you have to hurt others to be extraordinary",
+    # "you must be intimate with a token few",
+    # "you must disagree with authority figures",
+    "you must have one grand passion",
+    "you must know where you stop and the world begins",
+    # "you can understand someone of your sex only",
+    "you owe the world not the other way around",
+    "you should study as much as possible",
+    # "your actions are pointless if no one notices",
+    # "your oldest fears are the worst ones",
+]
\ No newline at end of file