NewsBlur is in maintenance mode

Good news! This is the second to last migration needed before the big sharding that will happen in a week or two. Sharding = scale, and this migration will speed things up considerably. I realize everything's already pretty fast, but times could really be cut in half. They won't be immediately, but eventually they will be under 100ms (0.10 sec) on average.

This will take approximately 1 minute. I'm just switching the primary database host to it can be repaired for increased performance. I'll have to switch it back again (along with another 1 minute of downtime) about 2 hours from now. And that'll be that for the night.

To pass the time, go surf MLKSHK's popular page.